DC DMV Star Employees

The DC DMV employs the best of the best, and here is where we honor the best of the best of the best. The DC DMV appreciates all of its hard working employees that reach out to help the citizens of Washington, DC. The DC DMV salutes these people...

Tamikriannha Kebinah Bumatay Tamikriannha "Tami" is a former drag queen and show girl from The Philippines that works at the DuPont Circle DMV. Tami has always been the happiest face at the DuPont Circle. Tami enjoys her fifteen dogs, and is an avid sunbather. Tami wishes to become a certified black female through immersion and penetration. Tami currently lives with her partner in their new home in Shaw. Tami is not related to Kevin Bumatay, a purported local area Filipino prostitute and arms dealer.

Hanna "Big Momma" Bellamare-Watkins Hanna currently works at several DC DMV locations including the Midtown J Street location. Hanna moved to DC after she was jailed in Delaware for eating over $5,000 worth of food at a Chinese buffet. Hanna enjoys Oreos, lesbians, woodworking, hydrogenated oils, lots of eating, and shopping at second hand clothing shoppes in nearby Charles County, Maryland. Hanna has appeared on COPS, and a America's Most Wanted–a true DC DMV celebrity.

Owen Parker Owen is one of the most popular employees at the DuPont Circle Branch, he performs a variety of duties at this location ranging from patching up the holes in the walls in the bathrooms to making sure the olives are stocked in the martini bar. Owen moved to Washington from West Virginia where his lifestyle was condemned by his entire trailer park. When Owen isn't busy working, he's usually taking it easy walking down L Street or New York Avenue late at night.

Karismah Adams-Church Ms. Adams-Church is the supervisor for photography at the DC DMV Chevy Chase Branch. Ms Adams-Mosque is from Atlanta, Georgia where she was fired from the Georgia DMVS for fraud, she found haven at the DC DMV. Ms. Adams-Church is very efficient at her job, and is able to process over 100 license photographs in half an hour. Ms. Adams-Smith enjoys reading, poetry, and visitation with her boyfriend at a lovely South Carolina prison.

Laquanda Bates Ms. Bates is the DC DMV manager at the Downtown Branch, Ms. Bates is a former corrections officer from Prince Georges County, Maryland. Ms. Bates has reduced the average wait time at the Downtown Branch for drivers licenses from 17 hours to 16 hours. Ms. Bates intends to continually improve the services at the DC DMV's Downtown Branch. Ms. Bates is a former hotel owner. Ms. Bates enjoys spicy chicken fingers and the National Arboretum.

DaShawn Folster Ms. Folster is a former prostitute from Detroit and has now turned her life around at the DC DMV. Ms. Folster currently works at the DC DMV Anacostia Branch. During the recent shooting at the DC DMV Anacostia Branch, Ms. Folster prevented people from fleeing the branch without paying for their transactions. Ms. Folster is an avid runner and aspiring tennis player, she enjoys playing tennis at the Shaw Recreation Center.

Henry Williams Henry is a former woman and a close family relative of general failure and former mayor Anthony Williams. Henry used to be known as Beatrice before his operation, he's doing much better now that he's a man Henry used to a man trapped in a terrible woman's body. Henry moved to Washington after being involved in several hundred unfortunate relationships in Atlanta.

Gina D'Angelo Ms. D'Angelo is a recovering cocaine addict from Newport News, Virginia. After serving nine years in prison, Ms. D'Angelo moved to Washington to seek a better life, and she got it at the DC DMV. Ms. D'Angelo currently works at the DC DMV Chevy Chase Branch where she works with security. Ms. D'Angelo prevents unauthorized food and drink from entering the DC DMV. Ms. D'Angelo also runs a hair salon in Southwest and owns a check cashing franchise.

Delores "Diamond" Cartier Ms. Cartier was the DC DMV's first trans gendered employee. Ms. Cartier is a former man from Roanoke, Virginia. Ms. Cartier currently works at the DC DMV Brookland Branch. Ms. Cartier enjoys pigeons, dogs, cats, macrame, knitting, painting, and volunteering at a child care center in nearby Potomac, Maryland. Delores is a wonderful woman that aspires to the the DC DMV director one day.

Daphne Huffard Ms. Huffard was present at the Midtown Branch when an elderly lady suffered a heart attack shortly after performing some DMV transactions for her family. Ms. Huffard was courageous enough to rifle through the lady's purse in order to find her checkbook and write out a check for all the DMV fees. That day, Ms. Huffard also found $452 in due parking fines from that elderly lady, and charged her American Express. Ms. Huffard is from Ohio where she was a resident at a shelter for abused women. Ms. Huffard enjoys cooking and cleaning.

LaShamiraah Rose Ms. Rose currently works at the DC DMV Downtown Branch and the DC DMV Upper Northwest Branch repairing broken down terminals. Ms. Rose is from Landover, Maryland. Ms. Rose was recently part of the FBI sting at the DC DMV Midtown Branch to identify DC DMV employees that were issuing licenses illegally. Ms. Rose also volunteers part time with DC's Parking Enforcement and enjoys cooking, aerobics, dancing, and firearms.

Mercedes Jones-Maybach Mercedes currently works at the Upper Northwest Branch performing driving tests. She comes to us from Winchester, Virginia where she served a three month jail sentence for reckless driving and her second DWI charge. Mercedes is a real charmer with her constant smiling face she loves shopping and taking long walks in Rock Creek Park.

Keisha McKinney Ms. McKinney moved to Washington with her sister, former congresswoman Cynthia McKinney (D-Georgia). Ms. McKinney worked at an Alabama DMV before continuing her career with the DC DMV. Ms. McKinney currently oversees DC DMV's new Destiny computer system and prevents identity theft. Ms. McKinney is a self described no nonsense kind of woman with an eye for a scam. Ms. McKinney is an avid gambler and enjoys self defense classes.