"How y'all bitches and ho's doin'? My name be Sharqueeta Porsche Donelan, I had take over the DC DMV as of February 5, 2007 from some ho name Shae Kims, she now be the depputy director. I wanna' let you know for real, that ho ain't know how to spell worth shit! Where that bitch go to school at? Fairfax County? Stupid ho.

Oh, and for all you dumb ass motherfuckers out there, I ain't be related to that stupid ass Jeniffer Donelan that y'all be seein' on channel 7. That dumb ass ho be thinkin' she all white. I think the bitch need to stop frontin' and start smoking up on a blunt.

Mayor Fenty had put me here to make sure DC DMV be all that it can be, and you know, I am gonna' make that joint happen yo.

I be a cool girl, I be from Garfield Heights neighborhood in Southeast DC. I had grow up in a rough area, I used to be know as 'Miss Motherfucker of Ward 8' because I be toting about three gat's and four knife's and was a aktive member of Choppa City, a cool as fuck DC gang that know how to party and get shit done.

My first order of business be keeping all these crazy ass white motherfucker's from coming to other DC DMV office to try to be dodgeing the lines at the other DMV offices. I wish them white motherfucker's would stay in they own part of town, and stop taking over our god damn neighborhood's.

Listen y'all for real, my name be Sharqueeta, I be the director of DC DMV, and we is gonna' get this shit straight. We soon gonna' be offerin' custom krome wheel studios in our new Anacostia DMV, Boost mobile phones, and we gonna' be keepin' the fried chicken in our Anacostia and Brookland DMV. aNd since all y'all white bitches be steddy buggin me, we is gonna keep the cofee and krossont's service at the Chevj Chase branch for the white people's.

If you need my help, just call me on my hotline yo. My hotline number be (949) 256-0020. Oh, y'all can also find me on Black Planet, my screen name be: "eBonY_pRINceSS1976_bomB_aSS"

I be working in the office Tuesday and Thursday from about seventeen minute's late after one o'clock until I be tired, then I be going home–of course after I be swinging by Popeye's!

I also wanna' give a shout out to my girls over in Garfield Heights, Shipley Terrace, and all the bad ass motherfucker's reppin' Sursam Corda! Peace, keep it real DC."